Archive for August, 2005

I can only shake my head in wonder

August 31st, 2005

Pr0n is apparently the scourge most in need of stamping out, according to the Department of Justice. Christian Conservatives are again yanking the leash of our government, clearly showing the kind of power that their constant talk of victimhood belies. I mean, I can’t get the DoJ to do things for me, like fight terror [...]


We already knew coffee rawks….

August 29th, 2005

But this confirms it. Getcher antioxidants here, brothers and sisters.


Iceland pics

August 25th, 2005

They can be found right here. I wish the iPhoto publishing feature allowed for individual photo captions. Anyway, the first three are in Reykyjavik, then the rest are of the Laxá i Adaldal, or “Big Laxá” as folks call it, and some of the landscape in the area of the river. The last three are [...]


God to Pat Robertson: Shut The Fuck Up, Now

August 24th, 2005

Pat Robertson, known lying little fuck, is trying to say that he didn’t say what he said. He called for Chavez to be assassinated. He is exactly, and I mean exactly, like Mullah Omar, only with worse hair. He should be put on Britain’s Shit List for deportation, for inciting terrorism.


God to Pat Robertson: Shut Up

August 23rd, 2005

Pat Robertson, known idiot, is advocating assassinating another known idiot, Hugo Chavez. I can only point Pat to the fucking Bible.


Back from Iceland

August 22nd, 2005

So I was gone all last week, fishing in Iceland. Iceland is a very weird, very beautiful country. There are no naturally occuring trees: the only trees you see are near houses and towns, planted by people that want to have some trees around. The uninhabited areas are filled with volcano shrapnel and wild grasses. [...]


Kansas becomes global laughingstock again

August 11th, 2005

(un)Intelligent Design to be offered in Kansas schools as if it were science. What indeed is the matter with Kansas? They did this before, were roundly and rightly condemned as being idiots for it, undid the change, and now the American Taliban is back at it, working to make the world stupider and more backwards. [...]


Bush is bad news

August 9th, 2005

He’s just seriously, seriously bad. Truth is anathema to the Republicans.


Unintelligent design

August 2nd, 2005

Bush wants Christian Conservative Dogma taught as science. How about Flying Spaghetti Monsterism? I am much more persuaded by the Flying Spaghetti Monster than I am about Jehovah.


More wisdom from Mona

August 1st, 2005

“Diamonds are kind of like butterflies, so butterflies explode diamonds.” Don’t ask me.